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I got a call from a nurse who wanted to know if she could add on a stool culture to ...

Nurse from the ER calls and asks “What is the normal range on a blood alcohol?" I thought it was ...

I had a paramedic draw blood for me one day. He came up to me after and said, “the gold ...

One day as I was processing pap smears, I received specimens with unlikely heath histories. First one was from a ...

I went to draw a guy back when I was a phlebotomist. Both his arms were under the sheet. He ...

First week in my histology training rotation, I got an unlabeled surgical specimen and stopped the RN before she got ...

"Hello, can i have the results in five minutes?" The doctor asked. "Yeah sure", I answered while going through his ...

Some of the tests we send our reference lab has a really long turnaround...like 6 weeks. Doctor: Have you had ...

I have worked in a clinical lab for 30+ years . I am a histotech in name only, because I ...

I had a patient a few years ago ask if they could mail their hemoccult screen in because they live ...

An elderly gentleman came in the lab for a routine urinalysis. I greeted him and gave him a cup. "The ...

I work at a small town laboratory where we also do drug screen collections for Occupational Health. One day, we ...

I was asked to go into a clinic patients room and draw him in there as he were having a ...

I was in the middle of drawing blood on a patient, when suddenly I felt the urge to fart. Normally, ...

Another busy morning in the lab and I was assigned to work at our phlebotomy area. I called the next ...

An elderly gentleman around his 70's came in to the lab to have his blood drawn. I've known him quite ...

An 11-year old in the ER needed her blood drawn. She came with her dad and by the looks of ...

A patient walked in to the lab to have his blood drawn. He sat down and I noticed that he ...