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So during my clinicals, I went to a room to collect a blood sample. Wellll, the patient was naked, uncovered ...

I work in a lab that does a lot of Covid-19 testing. Sometimes when a patient is really sick and ...

I had a phlebotomist walk into the main lab, exclaiming “I need something stiff and hard.” She was looking for ...

This happened when I worked as a phleb in a plasma center. We had a lot of bikers who donated ...

I had a coworker that had IBS who's been having "issues" all morning. We had a patient that came in ...

A patient brought in a stool sample to the lab. The stool container was so tight that I used much ...

That one time I took a call from a guy who needed to collect a post vas semen specimen. He ...

A patient was supposed to do a set of stool samples in a parapak. I wrote out full instructions about ...

I was working the outpatient desk one day when a patient came in carrying a little red stool. I asked ...

I received a swab for bacterial culture that had no source written on it.   Nurse was called to find out ...

I got a call from a nurse who wanted to know if she could add on a stool culture to ...

Nurse from the ER calls and asks “What is the normal range on a blood alcohol?" I thought it was ...

I had a paramedic draw blood for me one day. He came up to me after and said, “the gold ...

One day as I was processing pap smears, I received specimens with unlikely heath histories. First one was from a ...

I went to draw a guy back when I was a phlebotomist. Both his arms were under the sheet. He ...

First week in my histology training rotation, I got an unlabeled surgical specimen and stopped the RN before she got ...

"Hello, can i have the results in five minutes?" The doctor asked. "Yeah sure", I answered while going through his ...

Some of the tests we send our reference lab has a really long turnaround...like 6 weeks. Doctor: Have you had ...