Nurse from the ER calls and asks “What is the normal range on a blood alcohol?”
I thought it was a joke so I paused and didn’t say anything for a moment. Then I heard and irritated voice say “Well, don’t you know?”
I responded ”Zero, there is no normal amount of alcohol ever found in the blood”.
Nurse pauses and finally says “oh…oh, well I guess that makes sense” and hangs up.
Submitted by:
Denise Beavers
Medical Technologist/Scientist
USA
