Category: LOL Moments

I was drawing this old lady, maybe around 70ish.  As I was drawing her blood, she started asking me questions.She… Continue reading Grandma is Pimpin’

I've met a few germophobes in over 10 years of working in the laboratory. We have to say the lab,… Continue reading Doctor Germophobe

I had just been to one ward drawing blood from a multihandicapped patient and had had to almost tie a… Continue reading Double Meaning

There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I've drawn her before. Because of her… Continue reading Horny Bitches

My consulting pathologist and I had a meeting with IT. During the meeting, he crossed his leg, ankle resting on… Continue reading The Shoe Discrepancy

So last week, we received a pleural body fluid with a cell count ordered. In our lab the processor usually… Continue reading Grossing Out

I've only been a generalist lab tech for a few months while working in a small town hospital. Like any… Continue reading Make a Foot!

My manager had an aquarium in the laboratory and he had unusual creatures that resided in it. One night I… Continue reading Attempting to Save a Life

So, I used to be a phlebotomist, and when I was I would take any specimen I could to Micro… Continue reading Smell of E Coli

I was working with a young uppity know-it-all supervisor in urine microscopy and thought about pulling a prank on her.… Continue reading New Parasite