Category: LOL Moments

Nurse: “How long does a sed rate take”?  Me: (we have the analyzer that does them in 20 minutes) “20… Continue reading STAT Sed Rate

Many, many years ago in the early 70s when we were allowed to smoke in the lab, one of the… Continue reading Gentian Violet

We used to do sterility testing for the bone bank. Of course, we called any positives to them. So there's… Continue reading I Have A Boner

One evening, a patient came into the lab to give a urine specimen. The phlebotomist handed him a specimen cup… Continue reading Whose Specimen Is This?

One day I came to work and there was a turd on the floor. Nobody knew where it came from.… Continue reading Literal Loose Stool

This happened back in my home country where I took my first job as a Medical Technologist. At the time,… Continue reading Name Confusion

Years ago when I worked at a trauma center during the night shift, I had to go to ER and… Continue reading Skateboard Dare

My mom has a former nurse friend who worked in the ER. A man came in who had a vegetable… Continue reading Stuck Up Vegetable

A man came into the emergency room and had a cucumber stuck up his you know what! His story was… Continue reading The Peeled Cucumber

I went to the nursing home located just a short walk from the hospital I work in. The weather was… Continue reading Quick Change