LOL Moment Submissions

I went to the hospital's emergency room to extract blood, as usual. Suddenly, a voice said, "You're so cute, Ma'am" ...

An elderly gentleman came in to have his blood drawn. No problem. However, doctor also ordered some urine tests and ...

It was during the annual physical exam period in the hospital where I worked.All employees had to undergo CBC, U/A ...

A 60+ year old lady smilingly came into the laboratory and submitted her urine sample. I was assigned at Clinical ...

It was a typical day in the lab until we received an order from the ER. It was a STAT ...

I work in a small town hospital with team members taking turns doing overnight calls. It was my turn to ...

At the hospital where I used to work, patients wait for us at the waiting area to have their blood ...

All is well in the laboratory until I realized a patient needed to collect a urine sample and it was ...

One day, I went to the ER to collect a flu swab on a patient. When I got there, the ...

You know that saying “Don’t judge the book by its cover”? Well, as lab techs, we also have our own ...

Nurse: I want to check the results on a urine culture. Me: That specimen was submitted earlier today so there ...

I had a nurse call for the results of a blood culture 2 hours after it was collected! I told ...

A specimen arrived in the clinical laboratory in a urine cup that looked like it had survived a natural disaster ...

Long time ago when I was a phlebotomist, I went into a room and asked the patient what his name ...

Nurse: “How long does a sed rate take”? Me: (we have the analyzer that does them in 20 minutes) “20 ...

Many, many years ago in the early 70s when we were allowed to smoke in the lab, one of the ...

We used to do sterility testing for the bone bank. Of course, we called any positives to them. So there's ...

One evening, a patient came into the lab to give a urine specimen. The phlebotomist handed him a specimen cup ...