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Jar of Poop
Normally when a patient were to ask what container can be used to put a stool sample in, we would ...
Serum vs Plasma
This story happened back before our previous lab manager retired. Talk about a dry sense of humor, hers is as ...
Out Like A Light
Before becoming an MLT, I was employed as a Clinical Laboratory Assistant. I clearly remember my VERY exciting first week ...
Don’t Play with Dry Ice
At times, there’s a thin line between downright stupidity and overwhelming curiosity. Here’s my dry ice story. One time, an ...
Scared of Needles
I was a fairly new phlebotomist at a rural hospital that got in patients from all over. One day I ...
Semen Analysis at School
I don’t know about other schools, but the MedTech school I went to had a certain way of doing things ...
Trying to Help
It’s the middle of the night and I went out to do a timed draw. I walk into the patient’s ...
Pinworm Paddle Mishap
A few years ago, we received a pinworm paddle with poo smeared all over all sides of it....and a small ...
Ewww You Stink!!
I went to draw this older lady who has a C. diff at that time. Went to her room, and ...
Warmed Blood Unit
We got a call from a hospital saying that a patient just had a bad transfusion reaction. We instructed them ...
Kick to the Groin
I have to draw blood from an 8 year old kid who was obviously very scared of needles. Both his ...
Excess Tap Water
I used to worked at this hospital where the nurses draw blood from their ICU patients. One day, we received ...
72 Day Stool
The patient who was requested to bring a stool specimen for fat analysis. He was told to keep it all ...
Smells Sweet Tastes Sweet
I was working UPMC SHY night shift and went into the breakroom, I had a Mt Dew that had been ...
Great Customer Service
Draw station was really noisy and a patient grabbed my coworker and pulled her into the restroom so she could ...
Grandma’s Got Game
I've been in the lab profession for over 35 years. Needless to say, I'm getting up there in age and ...


