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When I was at the blood bank, we had to do a stint in the donor clinics. One day a ...

One Sunday morning my Coulter S was not feeling well. I've tried everything I can, including some very negative words ...

You know that absorbent pad that comes inside biohazard specimen bags? We know they're meant to absorb spilled specimens in ...

I was once drawing blood on a patient when a strung out intern came up and started talking to the ...

I went to the employee restroom to pee, because someone was already using the lab restroom. When I went in, ...

A tech brings me all of our vaginal swabs and asks me which one of these is for the "Pocahontas" ...

Working in the medical field opens the door to some of the weirdest stories and encounters with our patients. Some, ...

I was drawing blood on a lady a few years back. When I finished and was wrapping her arm up, ...

Another funny and memorable story from one of my many nursing home draws. I have to draw a patient in ...

My first year as a tech back in 1981 we had a lady bring in her stool specimen. The container ...

My patient was an old lady, maybe around 70. She came in for blood work with her 2 other lady ...

As a young Medical Technologist, my job was to do the morning draws, then go back to the lab and ...

I was drawing this old lady, maybe around 70ish. As I was drawing her blood, she started asking me questions.She ...

I've met a few germophobes in over 10 years of working in the laboratory. We have to say the lab, ...

I had just been to one ward drawing blood from a multihandicapped patient and had had to almost tie a ...

There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I've drawn her before. Because of her ...

My consulting pathologist and I had a meeting with IT. During the meeting, he crossed his leg, ankle resting on ...

So last week, we received a pleural body fluid with a cell count ordered. In our lab the processor usually ...