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I was drawing this old lady, maybe around 70ish. As I was drawing her blood, she started asking me questions.She ...

I've met a few germophobes in over 10 years of working in the laboratory. We have to say the lab, ...

I had just been to one ward drawing blood from a multihandicapped patient and had had to almost tie a ...

There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I've drawn her before. Because of her ...

My consulting pathologist and I had a meeting with IT. During the meeting, he crossed his leg, ankle resting on ...

So last week, we received a pleural body fluid with a cell count ordered. In our lab the processor usually ...

I've only been a generalist lab tech for a few months while working in a small town hospital. Like any ...

My manager had an aquarium in the laboratory and he had unusual creatures that resided in it. One night I ...

So, I used to be a phlebotomist, and when I was I would take any specimen I could to Micro ...

I was working with a young uppity know-it-all supervisor in urine microscopy and thought about pulling a prank on her ...

I was a supervisor on a 3-11 shift in a County/Teaching hospital and I went to check on the ER ...

Our blood bank had a day where we had to waste five units of RBCs that had been issued to ...

First, a little backstory. I live in a small town of 2000 people with a small 25-bed hospital. I live ...

A patient brought a stool specimen to the lab on a cut crystal butter dish with a cover. It was ...

I worked at an outpatient lab that was open on Sundays. Typically not a busy day, but I quickly name ...

I went to the nursing home right next to the hospital I work in to do my weekly lab draws ...

We had a patient walk in with an order for post vasectomy semen analysis. He had to collect the sample ...

Working in a small town has its perks, until you start hearing stories about yourself that makes you say, OMG ...