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A specimen arrived in the clinical laboratory in a urine cup that looked like it had survived a natural disaster ...

Long time ago when I was a phlebotomist, I went into a room and asked the patient what his name ...

Nurse: “How long does a sed rate take”? Me: (we have the analyzer that does them in 20 minutes) “20 ...

Many, many years ago in the early 70s when we were allowed to smoke in the lab, one of the ...

We used to do sterility testing for the bone bank. Of course, we called any positives to them. So there's ...

One evening, a patient came into the lab to give a urine specimen. The phlebotomist handed him a specimen cup ...

One day I came to work and there was a turd on the floor. Nobody knew where it came from ...

This happened back in my home country where I took my first job as a Medical Technologist. At the time, ...

Years ago when I worked at a trauma center during the night shift, I had to go to ER and ...

My mom has a former nurse friend who worked in the ER. A man came in who had a vegetable ...

A man came into the emergency room and had a cucumber stuck up his you know what! His story was ...

I went to the nursing home located just a short walk from the hospital I work in. The weather was ...

I worked as a processor in our Microbiology department. One time I was asked if I would like to volunteer ...

When I was at the blood bank, we had to do a stint in the donor clinics. One day a ...

One Sunday morning my Coulter S was not feeling well. I've tried everything I can, including some very negative words ...

You know that absorbent pad that comes inside biohazard specimen bags? We know they're meant to absorb spilled specimens in ...

I was once drawing blood on a patient when a strung out intern came up and started talking to the ...

I went to the employee restroom to pee, because someone was already using the lab restroom. When I went in, ...