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Sing For Me Mom!
I have to draw blood on an ER patient. She is a 15 year old who is deathly scared of ...
The Whore is Coming!
I work at a small town hospital in Central Florida. 25 beds to be exact. Part of the charm of ...
Unique Sample Container
We’ve always received stool specimens from patients in a lab-provided container. Well, one day, a patient handed me a rather ...
Oh No You Didn’t
I have been working in the laboratory profession for over 45 years. But back when I first started, my RN ...
New Tech, Explosive Results
During my first year in the lab, I was fascinated by dry ice. I had never worked with it before ...
Jar of Poop
Normally when a patient were to ask what container can be used to put a stool sample in, we would ...
Serum vs Plasma
This story happened back before our previous lab manager retired. Talk about a dry sense of humor, hers is as ...
Out Like A Light
Before becoming an MLT, I was employed as a Clinical Laboratory Assistant. I clearly remember my VERY exciting first week ...
Don’t Play with Dry Ice
At times, there’s a thin line between downright stupidity and overwhelming curiosity. Here’s my dry ice story. One time, an ...
Scared of Needles
I was a fairly new phlebotomist at a rural hospital that got in patients from all over. One day I ...
Semen Analysis at School
I don’t know about other schools, but the MedTech school I went to had a certain way of doing things ...
Trying to Help
It’s the middle of the night and I went out to do a timed draw. I walk into the patient’s ...
Pinworm Paddle Mishap
A few years ago, we received a pinworm paddle with poo smeared all over all sides of it....and a small ...
Ewww You Stink!!
I went to draw this older lady who has a C. diff at that time. Went to her room, and ...
Warmed Blood Unit
We got a call from a hospital saying that a patient just had a bad transfusion reaction. We instructed them ...
Kick to the Groin
I have to draw blood from an 8 year old kid who was obviously very scared of needles. Both his ...
Excess Tap Water
I used to worked at this hospital where the nurses draw blood from their ICU patients. One day, we received ...

