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Specimen Collection By Mouth
A couple came in the lab asking questions about how to collect semen for semen analysis. Of course I had ...
Nose Only Mask
When the COVID19 pandemic started, the whole world put their heads together and came up with various ways to prevent ...
Viagra Diagnosis
Over two decades ago while I was earning my MLS degree, I worked in hospital registration on weekends. I was ...
Oops Wrong Site!
Years ago, we in the microbiology department had to collect our own specimens. Some specimens were a little more embarrassing ...
Funny Story at the Fertility Clinic
Patient came to the laboratory to have a Computer Assisted Semen Analysis (CASA) done. I was pretty sure I explained ...
How I Became Gracie
On 3rd shift one night, the huge chemistry analyzer malfunctioned and I very much needed to get it running again ...
Defective Centrifuge
One nightshift I reported to the ER that the sample was hemolyzed. They told me to do the redraw because ...
Jesus Christ
We were all talking with several conversations going on. One person said, "Jesus Christ." Our supervisor said, "He's got nothing ...
Spanked with a Hair Brush
Went up to draw a patient in the ICU with male coworker. Male patient made a request and asked to ...
The Snow Storm
We had about a 2-3’ blizzard once. So bad that many lab people couldn’t get in on their own. They ...
Positive Blood Culture
Calls a positive blood culture... Doctor: So you’re saying it’s a VRE Me: No, it’s gram positive cocci in pairs ...
WIFI Password
OB/GYN Office, male patient for a CSA, he is calm & courteous as we go thru the usual pre-collection information ...
Who is the Father?
At my previous job, we collected specimens for paternity testing. People who called with questions about paternity tests always offered up ...
Feisty Grandma
Years ago, I went to a nursing unit to stick a patient. It was a tiny elderly lady curled up ...
Full Specimen Cup
I sent a patient to the restroom to collect a semen specimen in a paper cup. He was taking a ...
Not the Cab Driver
One night I had called for a cab to transport a stat to another facility. A bit later a man ...
Don’t Hang Up
My phleb on midnight shift answered a phone call from a doctor notorious for being nasty when called in the ...
