Category: LOL Moments

I was in the middle of drawing blood on a patient, when suddenly I felt the urge to fart. Normally,… Continue reading Close Call

An 11-year old in the ER needed her blood drawn. She came with her dad and by the looks of… Continue reading Be My Daddy

Another busy morning in the lab and I was assigned to work at our phlebotomy area. I called the next… Continue reading Poke Me Any Time

An elderly gentleman around his 70's came in to the lab to have his blood drawn. I've known him quite… Continue reading Best. Compliment. Ever

Nurse called and asked she has an order "nurse to collect body fluid for cell count". What does she need… Continue reading I Could Do That?

On Wednesdays, our laboratory accepts samples from a nearby sanctuary. My coworker end up doing O&P on tiger stool samples.… Continue reading Ova & Parasites

I'm a Clinical Cytogeneticist. Its worrying how little some doctors know about genetics. Doctor phoned to discuss his patient's results… Continue reading Girls and Boys

Just last week I was on an overnight shift. I received Covid swab samples from the ED. Everything is perfect… Continue reading Lab Logic: Same But Different

A patient walked in to the lab to have his blood drawn. He sat down and I noticed that he… Continue reading Kiss My Bass

A coworker told me about this story in pathology when he one day took a phone call from an outside… Continue reading Autopsy Result