My coworker that I call my work husband was dancing around acting like magic Mike or a bad pole dancer… Continue reading Pole Dancer
Category: LOL Moments
Witch Doctor
I had to call an outpatient critical result after hours at a big practice. "I have critical lab results for… Continue reading Witch Doctor
The Other Bin
This story happened with a 30-something guy who needs to provide us with a clean catch urine sample. I briefly… Continue reading The Other Bin
Embarrassing Phone Call
I called the nurse station to inquire about a blood sample we got without any lab order. Talked to a… Continue reading Embarrassing Phone Call
Dream On
Here I am, a fresh graduate working in the lab. The lab I was working in back then was a… Continue reading Dream On
Another One Down
I went to ER to draw a female patient. Her male partner and her were both heavily tattooed. I'm drawing… Continue reading Another One Down
Suck Him Off
I went to the lab waiting area to get the next patient on our list. He’s an elderly gentleman who… Continue reading Suck Him Off
STD Inquiry
At a clinic that I worked at we got a call asking how long it took to get the results… Continue reading STD Inquiry
The Big Bang
Had one lady bring in 3 consecutive stool samples (luckily she placed them in a bag) and said that her… Continue reading The Big Bang
Rastafarian Set Up
I was stationed at Fort Ben Harrison from 1987-1991. For my last 3 years, I was the NCOIC(Non-Commissioned Officer-in-charge) of… Continue reading Rastafarian Set Up