The hospital I work at has a neuro unit where patients suffering from neurological conditions are admitted. One day, I… Continue reading *Cough* Corona!
Category: LOL Moments
First Thing That Comes To Mind
When you’ve worked as a Lab Tech for a long time, you develop this perspective that is a whole lot… Continue reading First Thing That Comes To Mind
Make a Fist, Please…
When you’re new on the job, you are likely to focus on what you need to do, and kinda tend… Continue reading Make a Fist, Please…
Where’s the Cow?
I went to the nursing home near the hospital to draw blood from one of their residents. As I entered… Continue reading Where’s the Cow?
Defective Glove
I was pulling on my gloves before drawing a patient and noticed one had a finger missing. I say to… Continue reading Defective Glove
Necrotic Cherries
So, best I have…phlebotomy time, and the break room is next to the lab. I’m standing in the doorway eating… Continue reading Necrotic Cherries
Oops Wrong Word
Years ago, I had a doctor's office receptionist call the lab. She said that the doctor wanted to know what… Continue reading Oops Wrong Word
The Hood’s Betrayal
We all know that the hood is THE place to fart. One day in the lab, I really had to… Continue reading The Hood’s Betrayal
FBAD Testing
You're probably wondering what FBAD stands for. It's my very own acronym for "Fasting Blood Any Disease" testing. Here's when… Continue reading FBAD Testing
Monkey Who Shits Its Pants
It was my first day back from a 3-week vacation to the Philippines. Because of the recent coronavirus scare and… Continue reading Monkey Who Shits Its Pants