Category: LOL Moments

One day as I was processing pap smears, I received specimens with unlikely heath histories. First one was from a… Continue reading Postpartum Specimens

First week in my histology training rotation, I got an unlabeled surgical specimen and stopped the RN before she got… Continue reading Piece of Ass

I went to draw a guy back when I was a phlebotomist. Both his arms were under the sheet. He… Continue reading No Arms

I walked into a room to draw and patient and asked if he had a preference for which arm. He… Continue reading Missing Other Side

"Hello, can i have the results in five minutes?" The doctor asked. "Yeah sure", I answered while going through his… Continue reading 5-Minute ESR

Some of the tests we send our reference lab has a really long turnaround...like 6 weeks. Doctor: Have you had… Continue reading Results Back Yet?

I have worked in a clinical lab for 30+ years . I am a histotech in name only, because I… Continue reading Glowing Green Salsa

I had a patient a few years ago ask if they could mail their hemoccult screen in because they live… Continue reading Poop Express Mail

I work at a small town laboratory where we also do drug screen collections for Occupational Health. One day, we… Continue reading Thanks for the Pee, Mom

An elderly gentleman came in the lab for a routine urinalysis. I greeted him and gave him a cup.  "The… Continue reading Bathroom Talk