Category: LOL Moments

I went to the lab waiting area to get the next patient on our list. He’s an elderly gentleman who… Continue reading Suck Him Off

At a clinic that I worked at we got a call asking how long it took to get the results… Continue reading STD Inquiry

Had one lady bring in 3 consecutive stool samples (luckily she placed them in a bag) and said that her… Continue reading The Big Bang

I was stationed at Fort Ben Harrison from 1987-1991. For my last 3 years, I was the NCOIC(Non-Commissioned Officer-in-charge) of… Continue reading Rastafarian Set Up

Nurse called looking for sensitivities on a urine culture. I told her that the culture was no growth. She said… Continue reading No Growth, No Sensitivity

When calling a positive blood culture to the floor, I told the nurse the blood culture was growing gram positive… Continue reading Cocci In Chains

We had an elderly gentlemen come in for pre-op labs. Our receptionist handed him a urine tube and showed him… Continue reading Wrong Specimen

Back in the day when we had slips with the patient names and requisitions for lab draws, detox unit in… Continue reading Name Set Up?

Working in a private lab near a fertility specialist office, we would often get semen analysis specimens dropped off early… Continue reading Spread a Little Sunshine

The transport tech was told to get the urine specimens to the lab while they were still warm. The microbiology… Continue reading Warm Urine