Category: LOL Moments

I was pulling on my gloves before drawing a patient and noticed one had a finger missing. I say to… Continue reading Defective Glove

So, best I have…phlebotomy time, and the break room is next to the lab. I’m standing in the doorway eating… Continue reading Necrotic Cherries

Years ago, I had a doctor's office receptionist call the lab. She said that the doctor wanted to know what… Continue reading Oops Wrong Word

We all know that the hood is THE place to fart. One day in the lab, I really had to… Continue reading The Hood’s Betrayal

You're probably wondering what FBAD stands for. It's my very own acronym for "Fasting Blood Any Disease" testing. Here's when… Continue reading FBAD Testing

It was my first day back from a 3-week vacation to the Philippines. Because of the recent coronavirus scare and… Continue reading Monkey Who Shits Its Pants

One day at work I heard the funniest short conversation with a field engineer. Field engineer: “Could you move that… Continue reading Six Inches

I heard a guy once who was loudly complaining about all the blood he had to have drawn. It was,… Continue reading Men Are So Whiny

One day we received a gallon jug of what smelled like cherry kool-aid in a biohazard bag for a 24… Continue reading Smells Like Kool-Aid

I was preparing a fake poo specimen (peanut butter & pepper) for an In-Service on specimen collection. While I was… Continue reading Let’s Have Some Snacks!