Nurse called and asked she has an order “nurse to collect body fluid for cell count”. What does she need to do?
Me: You collect fluids from body cavities such as peritoneal, joint or lungs.
Nurse was like, “Oh, oh, I can do that.”
Couple of hours later same nurse called again, her printer does not work, and she can’t print labels to collect labs.
Me: You call IT to help you fix your printer. 😕😕😕
Nurse. Oh, I could do that?
Me: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Submitted by:
Geng Ly
Medical Laboratory Scientist
USA


