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FBAD Testing

You’re probably wondering what FBAD stands for. It’s my very own acronym for “Fasting Blood Any Disease” testing. Here’s when I came up with it.

As I was getting ready to draw blood from a patient, he asked if I can diagnose any disease in his body by doing one and only test.

Me : Yes, there’s a test called FBAD Testing. However, you must be fasting for 10 consecutive days. Would you like to have it done?

Submitted by:
Dulari Marapana
Medical Technologist/Scientist
Sri Lanka

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Jen Jen

A simple “no” would have been easier in these situations. but then maybe Theranos has an answer

Ian

i bet it gives you the result of “deceased” 🥴