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Too Ample A Specimen
An outpatient came to the laboratory to drop off a stool specimen for culture and O&P. I'm sure you are ...
Rear End Vaping
This story goes back to our Medtech internship days back in our school in the Philippines. The "Chikoy Boys" is ...
Major S.O.B.
Right after his visit with his doctor, an elderly came to the lab to have his blood drawn. He was ...
Thanks for Coming
Got a post vas, and at the time had a lead with a somewhat warped sense of humor Him: "I ...
YouTube College
I worked as a Clinical Laboratory Scientist in a small town hospital. Being in a small rural hospital, we pretty ...
Where Is It?
A coworker was pipetting whole blood from a lavender top. A massive clot stuck to the end of the pipette ...
Restaurant Menu
Can't find a clean container for your stool specimen? No problem! Someone submitted a stool sample wrapped in a paper ...
Please Clarify
I drew the short straw and ended up being the pee queen for the day. Soon after, an outpatient showed ...
We’ve Found The Problem
Years ago, I worked at a busy hospital on night shift. One of our machines was down and service was ...
Questionable Results
Me: Please recollect CBC Nurse: Why? Me: Questionable results Nurse: That CBC should be fine. I removed the clot. Me: ...
Mouth Pipetting Mishap
I've worked in the laboratory profession when mouth pipetting was still the norm. Yes I'm old! I was casually chatting ...
Snapping Turtle
I still remember the time when someone brought in a snapping turtle to the lab. They said the turtle bit ...
Chocolate Prank
One of my coworkers decide to throw a prank on me. He got a sterile container and some melted chocolate ...
Wrong Container
I was working 2nd shift when I received a urine specimen dropped off by the patient's husband. It was placed ...
Family Matters
Mother and daughter came in to the lab from some lab work. Not knowing what they needed at the time, ...
Organic and Oven-Fresh
One day, an older guy came into the lab carrying a stool specimen container wrapped in a grocery bag. When ...
Kentucky Jelly
I was doing my morning draws one day and I came across this patient in the Neuro unit. She was ...