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Semen Analysis at School
I don’t know about other schools, but the MedTech school I went to had a certain way of doing things ...
Trying to Help
It’s the middle of the night and I went out to do a timed draw. I walk into the patient’s ...
Warmed Blood Unit
We got a call from a hospital saying that a patient just had a bad transfusion reaction. We instructed them ...
Kick to the Groin
I have to draw blood from an 8 year old kid who was obviously very scared of needles. Both his ...
Ewww You Stink!!
I went to draw this older lady who has a C. diff at that time. Went to her room, and ...
Excess Tap Water
I used to worked at this hospital where the nurses draw blood from their ICU patients. One day, we received ...
Great Customer Service
Draw station was really noisy and a patient grabbed my coworker and pulled her into the restroom so she could ...
Smells Sweet Tastes Sweet
I was working UPMC SHY night shift and went into the breakroom, I had a Mt Dew that had been ...
72 Day Stool
The patient who was requested to bring a stool specimen for fat analysis. He was told to keep it all ...
That’s Stupid
I was doing my morning draws when I came upon a very confused elderly grandma. She started talking about all ...
Grandma’s Got Game
I've been in the lab profession for over 35 years. Needless to say, I'm getting up there in age and ...
Bad Timing
Here’s another one of my funny experiences drawing blood at our nursing home next door. For privacy purposes, I will ...
Urgent: Patient Needs to Smoke
I work in a microbiology lab. Currently we are swamped with covid testing. On the covid requisition, there is an ...
It Kept Clotting
We had a nurse who stuck her patient SIX times before calling a phlebotomist. The phlebobomist noticed the patient's veins ...
Screaming Prank
A middle-aged guy came in for blood work one day. He's the chatty type with some pretty good stories to ...
The Mustard Prank
One time, I put mustard in a stool specimen container, went upstairs, and sent it down the tube system. It ...