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Warm Urine
The transport tech was told to get the urine specimens to the lab while they were still warm. The microbiology ...
Peculiar Request
Working in a small town is great! You become familiar with patients, and eventually start calling each other on a ...
True Positive Result
Chika came in for Pregnancy test with her boyfriend and her female friend, Juliet. Juliet requested to see me privately, ...
Divine Intervention
One of the techs was also a nun as well as a licensed CLS. I was in Micro and had ...
Sharp Revenge
I went to the hospital's emergency room to extract blood, as usual. Suddenly, a voice said, "You're so cute, Ma'am" ...
You’re Out Of Water
An elderly gentleman came in to have his blood drawn. No problem. However, doctor also ordered some urine tests and ...
Sharing is Daring
It was during the annual physical exam period in the hospital where I worked.All employees had to undergo CBC, U/A ...
No Age Limit
A 60+ year old lady smilingly came into the laboratory and submitted her urine sample. I was assigned at Clinical ...
He’s Just Tired
I work in a small town hospital with team members taking turns doing overnight calls. It was my turn to ...
She’s Got Enough
At the hospital where I used to work, patients wait for us at the waiting area to have their blood ...
Telemarketer Troubles
All is well in the laboratory until I realized a patient needed to collect a urine sample and it was ...
The Clay Howard Test
It was a typical day in the lab until we received an order from the ER. It was a STAT ...
Coughing Accident
One day, I went to the ER to collect a flu swab on a patient. When I got there, the ...
At Times It’s QNS
You know that saying “Don’t judge the book by its cover”? Well, as lab techs, we also have our own ...
Urine Culture STAT
Nurse: I want to check the results on a urine culture. Me: That specimen was submitted earlier today so there ...
Miracle Grow Fix
I had a nurse call for the results of a blood culture 2 hours after it was collected! I told ...
Watt’s Your Name?
Long time ago when I was a phlebotomist, I went into a room and asked the patient what his name ...
STAT Sed Rate
Nurse: “How long does a sed rate take”? Me: (we have the analyzer that does them in 20 minutes) “20 ...
