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I heard a guy once who was loudly complaining about all the blood he had to have drawn. It was, ...

One day we received a gallon jug of what smelled like cherry kool-aid in a biohazard bag for a 24 ...

I was preparing a fake poo specimen (peanut butter & pepper) for an In-Service on specimen collection. While I was ...

My coworker that I call my work husband was dancing around acting like magic Mike or a bad pole dancer ...

I had to call an outpatient critical result after hours at a big practice. "I have critical lab results for ...

This story happened with a 30-something guy who needs to provide us with a clean catch urine sample. I briefly ...

I called the nurse station to inquire about a blood sample we got without any lab order. Talked to a ...

Here I am, a fresh graduate working in the lab. The lab I was working in back then was a ...

I went to ER to draw a female patient. Her male partner and her were both heavily tattooed. I'm drawing ...

I went to the lab waiting area to get the next patient on our list. He’s an elderly gentleman who ...

At a clinic that I worked at we got a call asking how long it took to get the results ...

Had one lady bring in 3 consecutive stool samples (luckily she placed them in a bag) and said that her ...

I was stationed at Fort Ben Harrison from 1987-1991. For my last 3 years, I was the NCOIC(Non-Commissioned Officer-in-charge) of ...

Nurse called looking for sensitivities on a urine culture. I told her that the culture was no growth. She said ...

When calling a positive blood culture to the floor, I told the nurse the blood culture was growing gram positive ...

We had an elderly gentlemen come in for pre-op labs. Our receptionist handed him a urine tube and showed him ...

Back in the day when we had slips with the patient names and requisitions for lab draws, detox unit in ...

Working in a private lab near a fertility specialist office, we would often get semen analysis specimens dropped off early ...