Category: LOL Moments

After being persuaded (against my better judgment), a doctor asked me to contact a patient who needed to produce a… Continue reading Remote Assistance

The other day, I saw this meme on the internet that says: “When you’re over 40 years old, it’s not… Continue reading Analyzer System Check

When I was in MedTech school, our chemistry professor shared this story to us. It was a typical day and… Continue reading Phew! What’s That Smell???

I was working in a military lab about 40 years ago. Our receptionist wasn’t medical and was fairly new to… Continue reading Full Instructions Matter

I was alone working the graveyard shift in the lab. I was told by the prior shift that there was… Continue reading Morgue Noises

This conversation happened to a coworker of mine. Date was August 12th. Nurse: Hey, you just sent me the blood… Continue reading Unit is Expired

Nurse: We sent a sample an hour ago. Can we make sure it's done STAT? Me: It's currently on the… Continue reading Analyzer Whisperer

It was around 2am in the morning when we received an order from the ER for a blood draw. Patient… Continue reading Pink Highlights

We meet all kinds of people in the ER. Some have OMG types of backstories that are almost hard to… Continue reading Steak Knives and Syringes

I was on my morning rounds when coming to an elderly lady all tucked up under the duvet (comforter). I… Continue reading Bedside Confession