One day we received a gallon jug of what smelled like cherry kool-aid in a biohazard bag for a 24 urine test. Maybe they shouldn't keep specimens with the food.😏 Submitted by:Emily SayleMedical Laboratory TechnicianUSA
Category: LOL Moments
Pole Dancer
My coworker that I call my work husband was dancing around acting like magic Mike or a bad pole dancer not knowing a doctor was behind him. I'm at my computer looking at him and was so shocked that I couldn't even tell him the doctor was there. Omg. It was great. 🕺 Submitted by:Cindy… Continue reading Pole Dancer
Let’s Have Some Snacks!
I was preparing a fake poo specimen (peanut butter & pepper) for an In-Service on specimen collection. While I was mixing this concoction with a tongue depressor in a specimen cup, our brand new phlebotomy intern wandered past the office door. I quickly plopped a glob into my mouth. Her expression was so worth it!… Continue reading Let’s Have Some Snacks!
The Other Bin
This story happened with a 30-something guy who needs to provide us with a clean catch urine sample. I briefly pointed out cleaning instructions for the clean catch collection. Then, I told him to leave his specimen in the metal bin. He went into the lab restroom, did his business, and left when he got… Continue reading The Other Bin
Dream On
Here I am, a fresh graduate working in the lab. The lab I was working in back then was a small hospital laboratory where the MLTs are also the phlebotomists. One day I went out to our town's nursing home to draw an elderly lady in the memory care wing. She did have severe dementia.… Continue reading Dream On
Embarrassing Phone Call
I called the nurse station to inquire about a blood sample we got without any lab order. Talked to a male nurse, explained what happened; and when I was about to hang up, for some unknown and weird freakin' reason, I said “Bye! Love you!”. OMG!! I was so mortified! I had to call him… Continue reading Embarrassing Phone Call
Witch Doctor
I had to call an outpatient critical result after hours at a big practice. "I have critical lab results for Dr. X." "Which doctor?" "Dr. X, but he's a regular doctor he's not a witch doctor" All I heard was laughter on the other line. 🤣 Submitted by:Paul AckermanMedical Technologist/ScientistOhio, USA
Suck Him Off
I went to the lab waiting area to get the next patient on our list. He’s an elderly gentleman who needs his blood drawn. I called out, “John!” He heard me as he was talking to his friend. He stood up and made a remark,”I guess I'm going to have to let her suck me… Continue reading Suck Him Off
STD Inquiry
At a clinic that I worked at we got a call asking how long it took to get the results of a STD. Since we did a lot of premarital and prenatal testing for syphilis we started to give him that info - he interrupted and said he was talking about the one that created… Continue reading STD Inquiry
The Big Bang
Had one lady bring in 3 consecutive stool samples (luckily she placed them in a bag) and said that her doc had told her to bring them while they were still warm - the oldest two she had placed in her oven on the lowest temp. Soon after she left, and before we were able… Continue reading The Big Bang