Category: LOL Moments

I had just been to one ward drawing blood from a multihandicapped patient and had had to almost tie a… Continue reading Double Meaning

There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I've drawn her before. Because of her… Continue reading Horny Bitches

So last week, we received a pleural body fluid with a cell count ordered. In our lab the processor usually… Continue reading Grossing Out

I've only been a generalist lab tech for a few months while working in a small town hospital. Like any… Continue reading Make a Foot!

My manager had an aquarium in the laboratory and he had unusual creatures that resided in it. One night I… Continue reading Attempting to Save a Life

I was working with a young uppity know-it-all supervisor in urine microscopy and thought about pulling a prank on her.… Continue reading New Parasite

I was a supervisor on a 3-11 shift in a County/Teaching hospital and I went to check on the ER… Continue reading Shot in Head in a Bar

So, I used to be a phlebotomist, and when I was I would take any specimen I could to Micro… Continue reading Smell of E Coli

Our blood bank had a day where we had to waste five units of RBCs that had been issued to… Continue reading That Doesn’t Sound Like My Wife

A patient brought a stool specimen to the lab on a cut crystal butter dish with a cover. It was… Continue reading Special Stool Sample