One day I came to work and there was a turd on the floor. Nobody knew where it came from.… Continue reading Literal Loose Stool
Category: LOL Moments
Skateboard Dare
Years ago when I worked at a trauma center during the night shift, I had to go to ER and… Continue reading Skateboard Dare
Stuck Up Vegetable
My mom has a former nurse friend who worked in the ER. A man came in who had a vegetable… Continue reading Stuck Up Vegetable
The Peeled Cucumber
A man came into the emergency room and had a cucumber stuck up his you know what! His story was… Continue reading The Peeled Cucumber
Quick Change
I went to the nursing home located just a short walk from the hospital I work in. The weather was… Continue reading Quick Change
Stool Sample at the Children’s Health Fair
I worked as a processor in our Microbiology department. One time I was asked if I would like to volunteer… Continue reading Stool Sample at the Children’s Health Fair
No Way He’s Anemic
When I was at the blood bank, we had to do a stint in the donor clinics. One day a… Continue reading No Way He’s Anemic
Kickstarting It
One Sunday morning my Coulter S was not feeling well. I've tried everything I can, including some very negative words.… Continue reading Kickstarting It
Fresh Stab Wounds
I was once drawing blood on a patient when a strung out intern came up and started talking to the… Continue reading Fresh Stab Wounds
Just A Wipe Away
You know that absorbent pad that comes inside biohazard specimen bags? We know they're meant to absorb spilled specimens in… Continue reading Just A Wipe Away