Category: LOL Moments

Another funny and memorable story from one of my many nursing home draws. I have to draw a patient in… Continue reading Would You Want This?

My first year as a tech back in 1981 we had a lady bring in her stool specimen. The container… Continue reading Jelly Anyone???

My patient was an old lady, maybe around 70. She came in for blood work with her 2 other lady… Continue reading Old Habits Die Hard

As a young Medical Technologist, my job was to do the morning draws, then go back to the lab and… Continue reading I AM That Bitch!

I was drawing this old lady, maybe around 70ish.  As I was drawing her blood, she started asking me questions.She… Continue reading Grandma is Pimpin’

I've met a few germophobes in over 10 years of working in the laboratory. We have to say the lab,… Continue reading Doctor Germophobe

I had just been to one ward drawing blood from a multihandicapped patient and had had to almost tie a… Continue reading Double Meaning

There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I've drawn her before. Because of her… Continue reading Horny Bitches

So last week, we received a pleural body fluid with a cell count ordered. In our lab the processor usually… Continue reading Grossing Out

I've only been a generalist lab tech for a few months while working in a small town hospital. Like any… Continue reading Make a Foot!