Category: LOL Moments

We were all talking with several conversations going on. One person said, "Jesus Christ." Our supervisor said, "He's got nothing… Continue reading Jesus Christ

Went up to draw a patient in the ICU with male coworker.   Male patient made a request and asked to… Continue reading Spanked with a Hair Brush

We had about a 2-3’ blizzard once. So bad that many lab people couldn’t get in on their own. They… Continue reading The Snow Storm

Calls a positive blood culture... Doctor: So you’re saying it’s a VRE Me: No, it’s gram positive cocci in pairs in… Continue reading Positive Blood Culture

OB/GYN Office, male patient for a CSA, he is calm & courteous as we go thru the usual pre-collection information… Continue reading WIFI Password

Years ago, I went to a nursing unit to stick a patient.   It was a tiny elderly lady curled up… Continue reading Feisty Grandma

At my previous job, we collected specimens for paternity testing. People who called with questions about  paternity tests always offered up… Continue reading Who is the Father?

One night I had called for a cab to transport a stat to another facility.   A bit later a man… Continue reading Not the Cab Driver

I sent a patient to the restroom to collect a semen specimen in a paper cup. He was taking a very… Continue reading Full Specimen Cup

Doctor yelling at me for not reporting MRSA. Me: But, doctor it's Staphylococcus epidermis. Doctor: But it's resistant to oxacillin,… Continue reading MRSA