Category: LOL Moments

Back in the day when I worked as a phlebotomist, I had the most interesting encounter with a demented patient… Continue reading She Killed The Light

I was working nights in the lab and my phleb thought she heard a sound coming from the boiler room.… Continue reading We Find Dead People

I was assigned at the patient receiving section when a sweet old lady came up bringing with her a crockpot… Continue reading Keeping It Warm

I went to draw blood on a combative female patient. Although the patient was restrained, I still needed some help… Continue reading Take The Cobwebs Out of What??

One day, I received orders for a bunch of bizarre tests and a request for a blood typing. I asked… Continue reading Something in the Ass

A couple came in the lab asking questions about how to collect semen for semen analysis. Of course I had… Continue reading Specimen Collection By Mouth

When the COVID19 pandemic started, the whole world put their heads together and came up with various ways to prevent… Continue reading Nose Only Mask

Over two decades ago while I was earning my MLS degree, I worked in hospital registration on weekends. I was… Continue reading Viagra Diagnosis

Years ago, we in the microbiology department had to collect our own specimens. Some specimens were a little more embarrassing… Continue reading Oops Wrong Site!

On 3rd shift one night, the huge chemistry analyzer malfunctioned and I very much needed to get it running again.… Continue reading How I Became Gracie