Category: LOL Moments

I was assigned at the patient receiving section when a sweet old lady came up bringing with her a crockpot… Continue reading Keeping It Warm

I went to draw blood on a combative female patient. Although the patient was restrained, I still needed some help… Continue reading Take The Cobwebs Out of What??

One day, I received orders for a bunch of bizarre tests and a request for a blood typing. I asked… Continue reading Something in the Ass

A couple came in the lab asking questions about how to collect semen for semen analysis. Of course I had… Continue reading Specimen Collection By Mouth

When the COVID19 pandemic started, the whole world put their heads together and came up with various ways to prevent… Continue reading Nose Only Mask

Over two decades ago while I was earning my MLS degree, I worked in hospital registration on weekends. I was… Continue reading Viagra Diagnosis

Years ago, we in the microbiology department had to collect our own specimens. Some specimens were a little more embarrassing… Continue reading Oops Wrong Site!

On 3rd shift one night, the huge chemistry analyzer malfunctioned and I very much needed to get it running again.… Continue reading How I Became Gracie

Patient came to the laboratory to have a Computer Assisted Semen Analysis (CASA) done. I was pretty sure I explained… Continue reading Funny Story at the Fertility Clinic

One nightshift I reported to the ER that the sample was hemolyzed. They told me to do the redraw because… Continue reading Defective Centrifuge