Category: LOL Moments

I had given an outpatient the spill about collecting a urine drug screen and then I sat outside the bathroom… Continue reading Testing The Water

This is my most favorite answer to an 'on hold' call. When the tech was finally able to answer the… Continue reading Please Hold the Line

Nurse calls for special instructions on collecting a urine sample. I told her that the test required the sample to… Continue reading Protected from Light

I had a patient walk into the lab. Without hesitating, she proceeded to pull down her pants to go to… Continue reading Lab Is Not A Bathroom

I was working at a small private hospital that also had an outpatient clinic. One day I got a specimen… Continue reading Vasectomy Oops

I work in a lab that does a lot of Covid-19 testing. Sometimes when a patient is really sick and… Continue reading No Psychos Allowed in the Lab

So during my clinicals, I went to a room to collect a blood sample. Wellll, the patient was naked, uncovered… Continue reading Naked and Shameless

When drawing blood in a dementia unit, a lady told me that if I stuck her with a needle, she… Continue reading Punch In The Face

I worked in a small hospital & we had to process outpatients many years ago.  I took the paperwork from… Continue reading Sperm Check

I had a phlebotomist walk into the main lab, exclaiming “I need something stiff and hard.” She was looking for… Continue reading Something Stiff and Hard