When the COVID19 pandemic started, the whole world put their heads together and came up with various ways to prevent… Continue reading Nose Only Mask
Category: LOL Moments
Viagra Diagnosis
Over two decades ago while I was earning my MLS degree, I worked in hospital registration on weekends. I was… Continue reading Viagra Diagnosis
Oops Wrong Site!
Years ago, we in the microbiology department had to collect our own specimens. Some specimens were a little more embarrassing… Continue reading Oops Wrong Site!
How I Became Gracie
On 3rd shift one night, the huge chemistry analyzer malfunctioned and I very much needed to get it running again.… Continue reading How I Became Gracie
Funny Story at the Fertility Clinic
Patient came to the laboratory to have a Computer Assisted Semen Analysis (CASA) done. I was pretty sure I explained… Continue reading Funny Story at the Fertility Clinic
Defective Centrifuge
One nightshift I reported to the ER that the sample was hemolyzed. They told me to do the redraw because… Continue reading Defective Centrifuge
Jesus Christ
We were all talking with several conversations going on. One person said, "Jesus Christ." Our supervisor said, "He's got nothing… Continue reading Jesus Christ
Spanked with a Hair Brush
Went up to draw a patient in the ICU with male coworker. Male patient made a request and asked to… Continue reading Spanked with a Hair Brush
The Snow Storm
We had about a 2-3’ blizzard once. So bad that many lab people couldn’t get in on their own. They… Continue reading The Snow Storm
Positive Blood Culture
Calls a positive blood culture... Doctor: So you’re saying it’s a VRE Me: No, it’s gram positive cocci in pairs in… Continue reading Positive Blood Culture