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Urgent Blood Culture

Ah yes, the urgent blood culture. I shall just speak to the germs and ask if they would mind growing quicker, or that we will use the special incubator that makes bacteria grow faster.

I did tell a physician once that was demanding an urgent blood culture that I would put in in the microwave to make them grow quicker.

He said, “can you really do that?” I said “No.”

He didn’t ask me again.

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Erica Le Sueur

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Ian

That’s hilarious! poor nuked bacteria 🦠😱

Jen Jen

Ian

LOL 🤪