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Smell the Sex

Lazy Saturday morning in the lab. Morning labs all done and sitting in the lounge when I get called to the front desk by the clerk due to an irate dad.

I calmly sat down with him in a draw room and asked him what could I do for him. He proceeds to tell me he thinks his daughter is sexually active and he proceeds to give me a pair of her panties so I can check the crotch for signs of sexual activity even offering me a chance to smell the “sex”.

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All I wanted to do was get away from him. So I tell him that we have a test we can perform on the crotch area of the panties and he requests I do it.

I go back in the lab and almost peed my pants laughing. I understand his concern but why is he holding and smelling her panties. Stayed in the lab and killed 15 minutes and went back to the dad to tell him the test for sexual activity was negative.

He was relieved started to go and then asked for the panties back. I told him we had to cut it apart and it was now biohazard trash. I had a very interesting weekend report to write.

Submitted by:
Sandy Hauer
Medical Technologist/Scientist
Indiana, USA

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Jen Jen

This is disturbing 😡

Ian

This is sooo wrong on several levels 😱