I worked at an outpatient lab that was open on Sundays. Typically not a busy day, but I quickly name the day “Semen Sunday’s” Every male “came” on Sunday to provide a sample. We had a private room where reading materials or videos could be used, which quickly became known as “The Boom Boom Room”.
Man comes in about 15 minutes before we close. He is from out of the country, so I access collection instructions in his language. He proceeds and comes back out with a full cup of urine. I explained not the correct sample and showed him the instructions again. By this time, he has about 5 minutes before I want to walk out the door. So I sent him back in The Boom Boom Room.
As he’s in the room I’m thinking to myself ” if he’s been peeing in his wife, no wonder she’s not getting pregnant.” He comes out, empty cup, I stood there made the “jack n off” hand jester and he got the biggest smile, we both giggled & finally we had success! Every time I tell this story we exchange our Semen Sunday stories.
Submitted by:
Bronwyn Roderick
Medical Technologist/Scientist
USA
