Gentleman comes into the lab for a semen analysis collection. We showed him where to go and told him there was erotic material if he needed it. We said to bring his labeled specimen up back to the lab after he obtained it.
Later, the red faced subject came back to the lab but the sample cup was empty. When I asked why his specimen was missing, he sheepishly replied, “I couldn’t get the lid off in time.”
Submitted by:
David L. McGlasson
Medical Technologist/Scientist
USA
