I had a patient a few years ago ask if they could mail their hemoccult screen in because they live over an hour away. I told them that would be fine.
So about a week later I get called to admissions to pick up a letter for the lab.
Turns out it was an ENTIRE TURD wrapped in foil in an envelope with the cards just crammed in with it.
Submitted by:
Cory Cox
Medical Laboratory Technician
Tennessee, USA