Oops Wrong Word

Years ago, I had a doctor’s office receptionist call the lab. She said that the doctor wanted to know what the expected ‘orgasm’ was for so and so’s culture results.

There was dead silence on the other end of the phone (while I was trying not to LMAO), then I heard what must have been the whole office staff cracking up on the other end of the line.

I couldn’t hold it in any longer at that point. Finally, I hear this quiet, “I meant to say, ORGANISM.”

Submitted by:
Danette Kosarich
USA