I had a nurse call for the results of a blood culture 2 hours after it was collected!
I told her it takes 5 days to be completed (faster if it turns up positive).
She said “But it was ordered STAT!” I said “Oh, I didn’t realize that. I will put Miracle Gro on it”
She said “Wow, you can do that!” I said “No, I was joking “ smh 🤪
Submitted by:
Michelle Tompa
Medical Technologist/Scientist
Georgia, USA
My favorite part is her response, “Wow, you can do that!” 🤣🤣🤣