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Major S.O.B.

Right after his visit with his doctor, an elderly came to the lab to have his blood drawn. He was cussing and swearing pretty loud.

I tried to keep him calm and hopefully start a conversation. “What seems to be the problem?” I asked.

He showed me his discharge summary. “You see here? The doctor called me a Major S.O.B. This kind of language should not be tolerated in any hospital. Very unprofessional!”

I said in my most calm voice, “Sorry for the misunderstanding. I think your doctor meant that you are suffering from major shortness of breath. It’s not what you think it is”

He calmed down but never said a word until he left.

Submitted by:
Joseph Murdock
Medical Technologist/Scientist
Iowa, USA

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