There was a scheduled draw on one of the patients on the floor. I’ve drawn her before. Because of her dementia, she can get extremely combative at times. Hence, I asked one of our techs to come with me and help stabilize her arm so I can draw her blood.
Oh yes she was in one of her moods when we got there. Definitely not happy to see both of us. But the job needs done so I tried my best to sweet talk her into giving us her arm so we can draw her.
Not a single word got to her. So my partner decided to hold down her arm so at least we can get this done and over with. She started yelling profanities, and eventually yelled, “Let go of me you horny bitches!!”
Well, we got the job done and earned a new name for ourselves. Every time my partner and I see each other in lab, we call ourselves horny bitches and never fail to get a good chuckle out of it!
Submitted by:
Felicity Buenevenidez
Medical Laboratory Technician
New Mexico, USA
Stop sexually harassing grandma! 🤪