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Grandma’s Got Game

I’ve been in the lab profession for over 35 years. Needless to say, I’m getting up there in age and looking forward to retirement in a few years.

I’ve seen a lot in my years of experience, but this one somehow trumps it all. For HIPAA reasons, I’ll be using an alias and call my subject, Lorna.

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A patient named Lorna came in one day for an STD panel and a urine drug screen. Diagnosis is high risk sexual behavior. Nothing unusual until I saw how old she is. 72 years old!

Sure enough, right at the waiting area is an older lady wearing a low cut blouse, cleavage and all, waiting her turn to come in to the laboratory.

Later, we found that she has those wiggly trichs and a little bit of ecstasy in her urine. I’m glad she knows how to have fun even at her age. Good for her 😀

Submitted by:
George Peters
Laboratory Manager
Montana, USA

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Roger

Who said there’s an age limit to getting laid?? 🥴🤣🤪

Lance H

At least she doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant 🥴

Leticia

Not something I would expect but there are some sexually active grandma’s out there

Jake

I’ve heard stories of patients in nursing homes