I have worked in a clinical lab for 30+ years . I am a histotech in name only, because I chose to work in a physicians office as a lab assistant.
I have many cringe-worthy stories, however, this one comes to mind frequently. The town I’m from is relatively small, and right in the middle of the Bible Belt. We have the COG headquarters here, so a lot of their congregation are our patients.
This particular lady was a singer in a local gospel group, so by appearance, she was quite well-to-do. That opinion ended quickly when after having her gallbladder removed, she began experiencing abdominal discomfort.
Rather than calling her physician, she brought her “specimen” directly to our lab, and proceeded to stick it directly under my nose, asking if it “looked” ok. It was glow-in-the-dark green and contained in a Taco Bell salsa cup.
One of the only instances in my life that I was speechless and I’ve never eaten Taco Bell salsa again.
Submitted by:
Jennifer M
Laboratory Technician
Tennessee, USA
