Not me, but a former coworker.
Years ago, before phlebotomy teams, we techs had to go to the hospital floors for timed collections, predominantly finger stick hematocrits.
One evening my coworker walked into a room packed with a big Italian family visiting the patriarch.
She got nervous and mixing up her words stated: “Mr. G, I’m here to finger your prick!”
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Laboratory Professional
USA

