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Things You Can Say During Phlebotomy And When in Bed
The Fun Side of Clinical Laboratory Professionals
Can you tell me your date of birth, please? 🥴
I thought asking for a lady’s age is a big no-no 😱
“You may or may not pass out. Either way, that’s okay.” 🤪
🤣🤣🤣
Stop moving or I am gonna give you a hematoma
Its just going to be a little tight
Just go ahead and put it in.
You’re hurting me! Take it out! Take it out !
Wahahaha that’s awesome!
Calm down it’s just a little prick.
Is it in yet?
“you may see a bit of bruising but don’t worry, that isn’t uncommon.”
“Great! I didn’t even feel it go in!”
“Oh I know it looks scary but it’ll be over before you know it.”
If you just relax it won’t hurt as bad
Leave it and remove it after 5-10 mins.
For me, it’s what the patients say to me. “Do you want me to fist it?”, “I didn’t feel a thing.”, “Is it in yet?”, “Oh! You’re done already?”, “Worth the wait.”, “That was quick.”
Has anyone ever told you you’re a squiter?
Is this we’re you usually get poked?
Do you mind if I look for somewhere else, looks like they’ve stuck you there a lot.
It’s ok, you can watch your phone to distract yourself
You’ve obviously done this before
It’s small but it will still hurt a bit when I go in
You’re gonna pull it out too soon, and it’s going to shoot everywhere
Well, i need to wipe it first.