I was assigned to work in Microbiology for a month because one of their regular staff was out on her… Continue reading Just Add Water!
Category: LOL Moments
Gummy Bears
I remember a few years back when I received a stool specimen and it looked like the patient has stuck… Continue reading Gummy Bears
Baked Stool Specimen
This is one of my favorite stories... My coworker was helping an old elderly couple with their stool specimen. The… Continue reading Baked Stool Specimen
Mount ASCP
I was drawing a blood sample on a male patient and many times they read your badges or emblems while… Continue reading Mount ASCP
Hemoccult Prank
I cut a very thin slice off of a rubber band and pricked my finger so that the Hemoccult card… Continue reading Hemoccult Prank
Turn Up The Heat
We had a nurse in Germany insist on getting results of a urine culture after one hour. After explaining that… Continue reading Turn Up The Heat
Wrong End, Grandma
I got this story from my roommate who works as a home health nurse. She has a patient who is… Continue reading Wrong End, Grandma
Please Be Gentle
Had a nurse hand carry tubes down holding the bag with both hands and telling me to be very gentle… Continue reading Please Be Gentle
Ready…Aim…Open the %#@& Lid !!!
Gentleman comes into the lab for a semen analysis collection. We showed him where to go and told him there… Continue reading Ready…Aim…Open the %#@& Lid !!!
It’s a Blood Test!
One of my fellow Phlebs was drawing a gentleman for a PSA. She got his name and DOB, and turned… Continue reading It’s a Blood Test!