Category: LOL Moments

One night, I went to the ER to draw some labs on a patient. While I was in the hallway to the ER, I noticed that my shoelace was untied. Trying to tie my shoelace, I then put my drawing tray on top of a stretcher that was covered with a white sheet, and was… Continue reading He Probably Died Happy

I ran into a coworker at the grocery store. We were both checking out at the same time, but she was in the next line over. We were both a little startled at recognizing each other and I bleated out …. “I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on” … meaning her street clothes. You… Continue reading Grocery Store Encounter

In the 30+ years I've been doing this job I have been called a lot of names. In the hospital I work in, we have a Senior Behavioral Unit. Last week I had drawn blood on a VERY sweet man. The nurse came in to weigh him while I was labeling my tubes. For some… Continue reading New Name

This happened before CLIA was implemented. At that time, lab techs do whatever they want in the lab—eat, drink, smoke, etc… including taking kids to work. I was one of them—I took my 3-year old kid at work. It was just that one day when I could not find a babysitter. I was a single… Continue reading Chocolate Agar

I was on attachment in a lab setting on a rural area. I was helping with phlebotomy and received this male patient. He had RPR, FBC and AFB auramine request from the doctor. I collected blood and then gave him a specimen jar so that he can bring the sputum the following day. Immediately when… Continue reading Hold Your Spit

One day we received a clotted sample for a CBC so naturally I have to call the floor to have the patient redrawn. The new tube came with a note in the bag that says, "Please spin slowly." I turned around once and said, "Okay, done!" My coworkers didn't find that as amusing as I… Continue reading Please Spin Slowly

I had labs to draw on a 10 year old girl and called her name to have her come in the lab. She looked at me nervously and said her mom was in the bathroom and asked if we could wait. Of course. (No way am I drawing blood on a child without a parent… Continue reading It’s Not That Bad

A patient came in for blood typing for a possible blood donation. According to the patient, this was going to be his second time donating blood. He also told me it’s been a while since he last donated blood.So I asked the patient if he remembers his blood type. He answered me with certainty that… Continue reading I’m Pretty Sure of My Blood Type!

Surgical tech came to us in Blood Bank which is located on a different floor as the main lab. He told me that he has an important note for Mike in the lab. I told him we had no one by that name. He showed me the note it said: for "Mike Rowe". Took me… Continue reading Mike Rowe

A cold dark night shift. The silence covers the whole lab and the ghosts are whispering around us. I was in a deep sleep. Suddenly, my co-worker screamed my name!!! I woke up really scared ..he was doing a urinalysis and he said :" there is a monster in this urine sample ." I saw… Continue reading Urine Monster