Category: LOL Moments

Nurse calls for special instructions on collecting a urine sample. I told her that the test required the sample to… Continue reading Protected from Light

I had a patient walk into the lab. Without hesitating, she proceeded to pull down her pants to go to… Continue reading Lab Is Not A Bathroom

I was working at a small private hospital that also had an outpatient clinic. One day I got a specimen… Continue reading Vasectomy Oops

I work in a lab that does a lot of Covid-19 testing. Sometimes when a patient is really sick and… Continue reading No Psychos Allowed in the Lab

So during my clinicals, I went to a room to collect a blood sample. Wellll, the patient was naked, uncovered… Continue reading Naked and Shameless

When drawing blood in a dementia unit, a lady told me that if I stuck her with a needle, she… Continue reading Punch In The Face

I worked in a small hospital & we had to process outpatients many years ago.  I took the paperwork from… Continue reading Sperm Check

I had a phlebotomist walk into the main lab, exclaiming “I need something stiff and hard.” She was looking for… Continue reading Something Stiff and Hard

This happened when I worked as a phleb in a plasma center. We had a lot of bikers who donated.… Continue reading They’re Wet!

I had a coworker that had IBS who's been having "issues" all morning. We had a patient that came in… Continue reading Bathroom Accident