Category: LOL Moments

So during my clinicals, I went to a room to collect a blood sample. Wellll, the patient was naked, uncovered… Continue reading Naked and Shameless

When drawing blood in a dementia unit, a lady told me that if I stuck her with a needle, she… Continue reading Punch In The Face

I worked in a small hospital & we had to process outpatients many years ago.  I took the paperwork from… Continue reading Sperm Check

I had a phlebotomist walk into the main lab, exclaiming “I need something stiff and hard.” She was looking for… Continue reading Something Stiff and Hard

This happened when I worked as a phleb in a plasma center. We had a lot of bikers who donated.… Continue reading They’re Wet!

I had a coworker that had IBS who's been having "issues" all morning. We had a patient that came in… Continue reading Bathroom Accident

A patient brought in a stool sample to the lab. The stool container was so tight that I used much… Continue reading Missing Poop

That one time I took a call from a guy who needed to collect a post vas semen specimen. He… Continue reading Post Vas Appointment

I was working the outpatient desk one day when a patient came in carrying a little red stool. I asked… Continue reading Red Stool

A patient was supposed to do a set of stool samples in a parapak.  I wrote out full instructions about catching… Continue reading Tough Instructions