Author: Felicity Buenvenidez

I started out a phlebotomist before I got my MT degree. I love phlebotomy and direct patient care. And of… Continue reading Pillow Sex

This happened before CLIA was implemented. At that time, lab techs do whatever they want in the lab—eat, drink, smoke,… Continue reading Chocolate Agar

We had an elderly patient drop off a 24-hour urine. Attached to the container was a long note written on… Continue reading Pubes Alert!

It has been a long week. The girls in lab just want to do something fun and hang out and… Continue reading Strip Club Incident

A lady showed up at our lab’s registration area with an order for a 24 hour urine calcium. I went… Continue reading On the Rocks

An elderly gentleman around his 70's came in to the lab to have his blood drawn. I've known him quite… Continue reading Best. Compliment. Ever

I went to the nursing home near the hospital to draw blood from one of their residents. As I entered… Continue reading Where’s the Cow?

It was my first day back from a 3-week vacation to the Philippines. Because of the recent coronavirus scare and… Continue reading Monkey Who Shits Its Pants

Here I am, a fresh graduate working in the lab. The lab I was working in back then was a… Continue reading Dream On

I went to the lab waiting area to get the next patient on our list. He’s an elderly gentleman who… Continue reading Suck Him Off