Author: David McGlasson

Gentleman comes into the lab for a semen analysis collection. We showed him where to go and told him there was erotic material if he needed it. We said to bring his labeled specimen up back to the lab after he obtained it. Later, the red faced subject came back to the lab but the… Continue reading Ready…Aim…Open the %#@& Lid !!!

I was once drawing blood on a patient when a strung out intern came up and started talking to the patient in the next bed in the room. He said, "Mr. John Doe?" "I am." said the patient. The doctor said, "When you came in through the ER last night, you said you have been… Continue reading Fresh Stab Wounds

I was a supervisor on a 3-11 shift in a County/Teaching hospital and I went to check on the ER Lab. I ran into an intern who used to be one of my lab techs before he went to medical school. We caught up and I asked him if he had anything interesting going on… Continue reading Shot in Head in a Bar