Comments on: Urine Culture STAT https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=urine-culture-stat The Fun Side of Clinical Laboratory Professionals Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:39:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.4 By: Anonymous https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2049 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 11:24:04 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2049 Dr. Wanting to know why her covid is not done yet.
Me: “I’m sorry it’s not done yet. There are just so many of them. I’ve moved it to the front so it will be the next one.”
Dr.: “It’s stat.”
Me: “They’re all stat. The routines get sent out.”

]]> By: Lorio https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2048 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 02:04:30 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2048 .]]> I had a resident call down once wanting to know how long his blood culture results would take, he sent the bottle hours ago. I said, well, it’s a culture. He goes, yeah I know. I’m like, so it has to grow 🤦🏼‍♀️.

]]> By: Anoeachka https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2047 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:53:19 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2047 Dr. Agar that is really tongue in cheek clever]]> In reply to Elizabeth.

love this‼️Dr. Agar that is really tongue in cheek clever

]]> By: Elizabeth https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2046 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:52:30 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2046 ]]> This helps 🥴

]]> By: John https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2045 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:40:27 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2045 Put some growth hormones in that broth

]]> By: Jessica https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2044 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:40:00 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2044 thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works. SUPER STAT.. LOL!

]]> By: Elaine https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2043 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:39:42 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2043 😂😂]]> Nicole Paquette I once had a doctor ask me if I could turn the incubator temperature up to make it grow faster….😂😂😂

]]> By: Tanya https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2042 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:38:57 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2042 I’ve offered to put some romantic music on. That got a laugh at least.

]]> By: Mark Robinson https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2041 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:38:36 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2041 I’ve had to explain, to people who graduated from medical school, that the fresh frozen plasma they asked for is not available immediately because it is not a liquid, but rather a solid as indicated in the name of the product, and it’s going to take half an hour before it’s ready to issue no matter much they yell at you.

]]> By: Kay https://themislabeledspecimen.com/lol-moments/urine-culture-stat/#comment-2040 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 01:27:46 +0000 https://themislabeledspecimen.com/?p=2578#comment-2040 I’ll go talk to the plates and tell them to grow faster.

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